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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca and a vampire? AUTOEXEC.BAT (Not my joke, but I tell it every time a buzz needs killed.)"

"Q: What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A: A bow T.I.E."

"[i start thinking about an imminent problem] Hmm this is unpleasant. I better address this situation by not thinking about it anymore"

"How does every black guy joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"

"Give me a minute, I can make this about me."

"A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods. A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods together. The girl says ""I'm scared. The pedo says ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"In 2017, every TV show's marketing plan will be to add a Trump parody character so he's compelled to watch & cry on twitter about it."

"*flips coin* ""Head or tail?"" Her: That's not how this works!"

"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"