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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? They are in their sexual prime."
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"What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline? To get to the other side!"
"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"
"Canadians spend about $3.5 billion annually in Florida Plus the $5 tip."
"A terrorist walks into a Akbar"
"What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it? w"
"By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn't yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance"
"Why is the Jewish 'April fools day' celebrated in July? Jew lie"
"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."
"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator.... but I worked as a secretary in his administration for several years, and found his speech to be clear, concise and well paced"