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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks."
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"Why is Donald Trump always biting his fingers? Because they look just like Vienna sausages."
"Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry I just can't remember."
"I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster. But it just made it more sluggish."
"I was dating an English teacher, but she dumped me.... She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."
"TIFU by buying a cheap speaker system Whoops, wrong sub"
"women's Rights"
"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"
"What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common? Both can knock you out at a party."
"[Job interview] ""You list communication as a strength"" Yes ""Care to elaborate?"" No"