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Joke of the Day
"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"
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"What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band? Sleigher"
"I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to."
"[call] MOM: please be safe in the snowstorm. ME: idgaf about snow i'm a gangster. MOM: what? ME: i said thanks for calling i love you."
"What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird"
"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"
"[unbowed unbent unbroken] the name of the episode should be changed. Because Sansa was definitely bowed bent and broken"
"What did Hitler say when the barber shaved his head? Mine hair!!"
"The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson."
"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"