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Joke of the Day
"I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster. But it just made it more sluggish."
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"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."
"Women, If you could just go ahead, get a plane & spell it out in the sky for us, that'd be greeeat. Sincerely, Men"
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"I've tried dating websites. But no priest will a marry man and HTML."
"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""
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"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"
"How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier"
"What do you call a cow with no legs.. Ground beef"