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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry I just can't remember."
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"Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already."
"What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese? Mi Kase es su Kase."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!"
"I'm in a room with Trump, Hillary and a gun and I'm allowed to legally shoot one of them. Whoever lives becomes president. Who do I shoot? Myself."
"Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?"
"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."
"McDonald's Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."
"Siri, are you a funny reference any more?"
"Friends are like balloons... If you stab them, they die"