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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry I just can't remember."

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"A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair. He chose the lessor of two evils."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it be R... but a true pirate always favors the C."
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