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Joke of the Day
"Why is Donald Trump always biting his fingers? Because they look just like Vienna sausages."
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"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"
"You ever had a wish sandwhich It's were you have 2 pieces of white bread, and wish you had some meat"
"What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? NSFW Nothing! You already told that bitch twice."
"What does Mrs. Potato Head call her husband's penis? The Dick-tater."
"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"
"I'm getting really sick of all this hate for Donald Trump. It isn't nice to make fun of mentally ill people."
"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."
"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."
"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated Milk."