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Joke of the Day
"What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common? Both can knock you out at a party."
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"What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline? I'll tell you tomorrow"
"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""
"Why aren't there any homosexual scholars? Because they can't think straight."
"What do you call a horny group of lawyers? Firm"
"What did the Shit Summoner say at the bar ? Mind if I pull up a stool ?"
"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."
"How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women? FeMail."
"What is the volume of pizza? Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza."
"I feel bad for people without arms... ... They can't rapidly take off their bottoms when they need to take a massive dump."