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Joke of the Day
"What does Popeye use to toss his salad? Olive Oil."
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"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."
"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!"
"Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them Mazel Tov Cocktails ^(I am **so** sorry) ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out."
"What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital? When you ask the patients ""what's the problem?"" They'll say ""nothing"""
"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""
" ...Oh the weather outside's delightful, the balance in my account is frightful, what happened to all my dough, I dunno, I dunno, I dunnnnoooooo... "
"""yo Adam, Eve, don't eat from that tree ok?"" ""Why God?"" ""CUZ I INSTALLED THIS SWEET BURGER KING BRO"" ""AW HELL YEAH"" *God & Adam chest bump*"
"Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King."
"A drug dealer sold me shoes today I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day."