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Joke of the Day

"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""

"My mouth so dry... Eli Whitney walk up on me while I'm yawning and invent the cotton gin."

"Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head? Him: That's nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years."

"Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your Job still sucks"

"Late night phone convo BF: Ok you hang up GF: No, you hang up BF: No, you first GF: Nooo, you first NSA: Shut the fuck up and hang up already!"

"Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!"

"Why did god invent yeast infections? So women know what it's like to be with an annoying cunt"

"6 said he isn't sleeping in his room cause the tooth fairy sounds creepy but he left the tooth cuz he needs the money. -No DNA test needed"

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10? Paul Walker only crashed once."

"[Don't let hot barrista know I'm a goose] ""Can I get you a coffee?"" Just a honk chonklate for me ""A what?"" CHOCOLATE, a hot chocolate plz."