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Joke of the Day

"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."

"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."

"Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing."

"""Kim Jong Il dies at 69."" That's how I'd like to go. With wet balls and a face full of cunt."

"How do you keep someone from hearing the punchline of a joke?"

"Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces."

"I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more."

"Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?"

"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"

"When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do? And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes."