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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital? When you ask the patients ""what's the problem?"" They'll say ""nothing"""

"What's blue and orange & sits at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands."

"Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was choking the chicken."

"Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino? Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL"

"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."

"What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!"

"[looking up at bird sitting in a tree whilst on 1st date] ""I didn't know birds could climb trees"""

"Oh, a BEAR hug. *starts putting clothes back on*"

"What do you call a lazy sandstone? A sedentary rock."