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Joke of the Day

"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!"

"Would you like to go see a meteor shower? What are you some kind of pervert?!?"

"How do you make pickle bread? With dill dough"

"(At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before."

"I've just ordered a procrastinating blowup doll with real orgasm effect It's coming tomorrow"

"Anyone who gives me flowers makes my whole day. Anyone who gives me anal makes my whole week."

"Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats."

"Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume? Because we're beautiful and smell good!"

"Why is Simba slower that his dad? Because his papa mufasa."

"A scientist was playing scrabble with his wife She played ""PINE"", he had ""LMHIOJK"". He played all of his letters at once to form a 8-letter word along with the ""N"". What did he make? H20"