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Joke of the Day
"Hey chubby dudes rockin' tight polo shirts. Nope."
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"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."
"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."
"I just referred to tongs as 'food tweezers' in case you want to be in awe of my command of the English language."
"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a separate box."
"Classic Insult Boyfriend: Can you be the moon of my life? Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..! Boyfriend: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms awy from me..!!"
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay. (I'm a terrible person.)"
"Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something.."
"So Batman is flying around metropolis looking for crime when... Superman walks up and is all like, ""hey motherfucker, what the fuck?"" Sorry, it's Halloween. ;)"
"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"