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Joke of the Day

"So Batman is flying around metropolis looking for crime when... Superman walks up and is all like, ""hey motherfucker, what the fuck?"" Sorry, it's Halloween. ;)"

"What is a slut ? A woman with the morals of a man"

"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"

"My toddler is learning to speak so I'm trying to teach him some phrases for social success. Things like ""true dat"" and ""pass the gravy."""

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (Slightly NSFW) A lick-a-lot-a-puss."

"How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes? [deleted]"

"My friend doesn't believe in gosh. I'm afraid he'll go to heck."

"A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar... everybody leaves."

"I like my coffee like I like slaves.... Free."

"What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him? Get bent!"