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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a separate box."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis, father, ladder I mean."

"What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? ""You're grounded."""

"What did the metaphysicist say when he came out of the bathroom? shit just got real!"

"Doctor: you gotta cut back on the drinking Me: but why? D:*lifts up x-ray* says here your liver has officially been sponsored by Grey Goose"

"*tweet gets 3 rts* please no autographs"

"Exposure has never been higher, tourism Sierra Leone created ebola... The most effective 'viral' marketing campaign of all time."

"I tried to give a motivation: Backfired So this friend of mine broke up with his long term girl friend.I told him "" to hang in there""and he literally hanged himself. Was that a dick motivation?"

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."