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Joke of the Day
"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."
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"My 5yo is a pretty good drawer but there's only so many t-shirts you can fit into a tiny person."
"Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million."
"Why was the geologist hungry? He had a large Apatite."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."
"Im thinking about being a dish for halloween. Bitches love doing dishes."
"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."
"The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and be awarded eternal life"" John came fifth and was awarded a toaster"
"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't Helium, Barium."