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Joke of the Day

"Classic Insult Boyfriend: Can you be the moon of my life? Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..! Boyfriend: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms awy from me..!!"

"Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during Winter. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house."

"Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it."

"I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon."

"Does an Eskimo ever think about drizzling their house with delicious flavored syrups and eating it?"

"Realtor: This house here comes with a playroom Wife: Oh, the kids will love that! Realtor: It's not that kind of playroom Husband: Nice"

"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""

"Mexican jokes and Black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!"

"What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind the other minds the train."