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Joke of the Day

"If you think you're having a bad day, the lady who took my order in the drive-thru asked me if my order was to go."

"What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common? They only have one good ball."

"How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!"

"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"

"Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't."

"There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one."

"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."

"A girl goes to the gynecologist, and the OB/GYN says ""This might hurt a bit, do you want me to numb it?"" She nodded yes... [NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM!](http://i.imgur.com/ZtNtzNP.gif)"

"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."

"What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much? Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect"