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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization? A stakeholder."
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"This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy...."
"Just signed up for free HBO, but the terms and conditions were so steep I think I also agreed to carry Steve Buscemi's baby."
"I think that if Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh had their brains swapped, the world would be better because that surgery sounds really risky."
"What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself."
"What shape is your hair in the morning? A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)"
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we going to get through this shit"
"Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday."
"Knock-knock Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here, man..."
"What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations? They both tend to shoot up schools."