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Joke of the Day

"Statistics are like Bikini Atoll Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point."

"I bought some pot from a T-Rex ... ... he was a small arms dealer."

"Why do strippers hate roofers? They always pay in shingles."

"11: You know what would be really ironic? Me: No, what? 11: If someone died in their...living room. The Twitter is strong in this one."

"Want to know how to annoy someone who has OCD?"

"When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt."

"People always say to do exercise, I do Breathing... Could I be more WORKING!"

"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"

"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."

"Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it."