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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date? OMG!"
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"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""
"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub... She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" ;) So he stabs her & steals her purse."
"What is a tree's favorite drink? Root Beer"
"If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I'd probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it."
"What do you call a woman with no clitoris? It doesn't matter, she's not going to come."
"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."
"And the Best McDonald's Employee of the Month goes to Mad Max: Fury Road."
"3 logicians walk into a bar the bartender says ""do you all want beer?"" the first logician says ""I'm not sure"" the second logician says ""I'm not sure"" the third logician says ""Jul 16"""