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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date? OMG!"
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"Sometimes a man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name."
"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."
"One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?"
"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
"Is it me or.. Is it me or does this place smell like up dog? ""What's up dog?"" Oh nothing much what's up with you?"
"No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*"
"Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!"
"I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a fat alien... It's called ""Eat-T, The Extra Cholesterol""."