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Joke of the Day

"What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily? An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey"

"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""

"Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is ""why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"""

"What is Bruce Jenner's nephew's favorite movie? Aunt Man"

"A man's son goes off to join isis. The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!"

"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"

"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"

"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"

"Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this"

"Roses are infrared Violets are infrared I'm hunting you for sport And soon you'll be dead -a valentine from the Predator"