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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."

"What do you call.... Q: What do you call a woman who thinks about sex all the times? A: Nymphomaniac Q: What do you call a man who thinks about sex all the times? A: Normal"

"Traffic Two civil engineers were competing for a bid to do the road layout for a city. The engineer that lost accused the other of cheating, to which the winner said ""Roundabouts are fair play""."

"if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had"

"A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes."

"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"

"Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"

"I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it."

"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."