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Joke of the Day

"*walks in *wife is murdered *looks at mirror (Written in blood) YOUR NEXT ""My next what? *from the closet ""Oh sorry typo I meant you're."

"Dildo gun What is the difference between a gun and a dildo? Nothing they both go bang but one shoots to kill and one shoots for some pleasure."

"Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects"

"A wizard who likes to give zombies hickies is.. a neckromancer."

"Fun prank: ONLY explain gay marriage to your kids and then watch other people try to explain their weird straight marriages."

"When I was a kid I liked my Jack in the Box...But now I prefer my Jack in the Bottle."

"Crazy how Hillary Clinton could possibly be our first F President... I would've said Female President but someone deleted the emale."

"What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra"

"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."

"Speaking from experience, No More Tears shampoo does not work as advertised if you drop the bottle on a baby's face."