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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say to the Italian? Que pasta?"
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"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese."
"How is your job and your wife different? I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done"
"Every day is a holiday if you love yelling."
"Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? It was a low blow."
"This Is A Dirty Joke A white horse fell in the mud"
"I took a laxative and smoked some weed. You know just for shits and giggles."
"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."
"I told my wife I'm not willing to help with the laundry but I am willing to draw nipples on her flesh colored bras so they'd be less creepy."
"What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium? Pandemonium breaks out."