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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? It was a low blow."

"Political views are like children. Some people don't have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."

"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"

"Why were the students confused by the gay kid's performance in school? He was getting straight D's"

"Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes."

"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."

"A person is drowning and yelling ""HELP I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM"" A bystander tells him to shut up because he doesn't know how to swim either but he's not freaking out about it like the guy drowning."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought.. .. ""That sounds like a fair trade"""

"adopted son son: mom i am 100% sure i am adopted, you do not Love me. mom: if we have had adopted a child, we would have adopted the one with better face."

"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"