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Joke of the Day
"How is your job and your wife different? I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done"
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"Think I've got the Windows 7 ADVANCED edition. It automatically created "".dust"" files in my e-book folder."
"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."
"""I'm not good at goodbyes."" I am. See ya."
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"The word ""fireplace"" really reveals the creativity of our ancestors."
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"Did you ask her out? Yes. And? She only dates guys named Matt. Cause she likes to walk all over them? No, tattoo she can't afford to remove."