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Joke of the Day

"There are only a few people I can say ""You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook."

"Why did the horse get a DUI? She had too many maretinis"

"Put the punchline in the title. Jokes suck when people"

"Why did the Jew prefer to sleep in the dark? Because the lights in his house were contolled by a switch"

"Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick."

"OC from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses? Because they are pretty and hurt you."

"Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future"

"Q: What kind of snake is good at building things? A: A boa constructor."

"STEWARDESS: omg the plane's about to crash but the SOS message can only be 140 characters! what are we going to do?? ME: *slowly stands up*"

"Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge."