122007

Joke of the Day

"This Is A Dirty Joke A white horse fell in the mud"

"Two peanuts walks into a bar... ...and one was a salted."

"Do you know this new perfume called 'A Christmas Miracle? Well, on christmas eve, put a finger in your ass, &nbsp; If it smells good it's a christmas miracle "

"I don't know. ""Your goose is cooked"" seems like a positive. Like someone saying, ""Hey, dinner's ready. We're having goose."""

"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."

"I was so bored last night I decided to make a belt out of all my watches It was a complete waist of time"

"The lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool. I was so startled, I almost fell in."

"What did the monkey say when he was throwing his feces? This shit is bananas!"

"Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We've been lookin for you since Monday!"