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Joke of the Day
"I took a laxative and smoked some weed. You know just for shits and giggles."
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"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"
"I like my coffee like I like my butt hole... Without a penis in it."
"A magician is walking down the street He turns into a store"
"Did you hear about the comedian terrorist? He was Jihahahadist!"
"My good friend is the world's best hitman... ...earning over $10 million each year. He really makes a killing."
"Fellas, don't waste your time. Memorizing the lyrics to Gangnam Style hasn't gotten me laid once."
"What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag? A dead baby in two garbage bags."
"What does a vulture bring onto a plane? Carrion luggage"
"What's the difference between a baby and a pie? I didn't cum in the pie before I ate it."