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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium? Pandemonium breaks out."
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"A pirate walks into a bar With a steering wheel attached to his belt. Confused, the bartender asks the man ""Hey buddy, what's up with the wheel?"" The pirate replies ""Aaaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"""
"His wife caught him trying on a white and gold dress... ""it's not what it looks like"", said he"
"What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast? Coma-toast."
"There should be more than one kind of handicapped parking placard. ""I have no legs"" and ""My knees gave out at 350 lbs"" aren't the same."
"5yo: I want a snack. M: You can have a yogurt smoothie. 5: I NEED CHOICES! M: Ok. You can have a yogurt smoothie or you can have nothing."
"White ppl be like ""What's the return policy on this umbrella?"""
"My uncle, as an oncologist.... ... has a great sense of tumor."
"Did you hear about the DJ who bought a cheap pair of photochromic lenses? He had shitty transitions."
"Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball"