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Joke of the Day

"My neighbors have really overgrown trees in their yard and keep their curtains down all the time I think that's pretty shady"

"Lady at the dollar store checked to see if my $20 was fake. Like if I could counterfeit money I'd be shopping at the dollar store."

"I was the fastest gun in the West, I'd shoot you with a ham before you could even ask ""What is that, some sort of ham cannon?"""

"Who has 2 thumbs and had an accident in shop class? Not me!"

"Why did the Jewish woman cry when she was forced to pay the full price? Because she could not avoid the whole cost."

"What is green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree A pool table"

"What kind of organisation is Atheism? A non-prophet organisation."

"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"

"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."

"How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz."