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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"
Next Joke
"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!"
"What is wrong with Riverdale that ARCHIE was the best option?"
"You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force."
"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"
"the real reason you shouldn't flush condoms is the fish get caught in them and it makes the fishermen laugh so hard they fall off the boat"
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"Did you hear Macklemore changed his name? He's Mackle-less now"
"I like my beer how I like my violence.. Domestic"
"Just before my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time... I told her I was gonna give her 9 inches. Just as long as she was willing to take 3 inch payments"