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Joke of the Day

"How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz."

"Q: What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow? A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night?!"

"The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony."

"I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool!"

"I have a fetish for paradoxes. They really turn me off."

"What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The Whore-Monica"

"Are you today's date? Because you're 1/10, bye."

"I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench. I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life. I'm under a lot of pressure at work."

"A dad walks into his son's room... A dad walks into his son's room and says: ""Son, how many times have I told you... If you keep masturbating, you'll go blind."" The son responds: ""Dad! I'm over here."""

"Butt dialing and booty calling So similar. So different"