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Joke of the Day

"I was the fastest gun in the West, I'd shoot you with a ham before you could even ask ""What is that, some sort of ham cannon?"""

"Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press. Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke."

"I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny. I said, ""What's up, punk?"" ""Nothing,"" he replied, ""I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."""

"A man was in a supermarket.... and he saw a man. He went up to him and said ""I know you from somewhere, are you famous?"" The man replies ""no no no... I'm famYOU""."

"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""

"what is a calculators favorite food? pi!"

"I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever Not short as in small, short as in short"

"My parents say I am a Cancer... I was born in March..."

"There's three kinds of people in this world People who can count, and people who can't"

"Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race."