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Joke of the Day
"What kind of organisation is Atheism? A non-prophet organisation."
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"So all them black Harry Potter wizards just sat there and let slavery happen?"
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"How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum."
"What's the difference between telling a good joke and sex? Dunno. I'm pretty shit at both."
"I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes."
"Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it's a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim."
"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."
"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"
"I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit"