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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Jewish woman cry when she was forced to pay the full price? Because she could not avoid the whole cost."

"What do you call a bee that comes from US? USB !! sorry, I am going to shoot myself now!"

"Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now."

"Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder? Because it wasn't his real dad"

"""Come with me if you want to live"" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex"

"Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58000 cars out in the driveway."

"A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked ""Mommy, are these my brains?"" Mom said, ""Not yet, honey."""

"What do French athletes wear? Jaques straps"

"How do you spot two bffs in prison They finish each other's sentences"

"So, I met this Dutch girl with inflatable shoes the other day.... ....I called her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."