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Joke of the Day
"Who has 2 thumbs and had an accident in shop class? Not me!"
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"My wife & I play this sexy game where she dresses up like a schoolgirl, then I dress up like a schoolgirl then we sit down & learn fractions"
"How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy? 17 dirty apes."
"Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks? ...his pants fit like a glove."
"I like my women like my coffee... ...really hot, and all over my crotch"
"You're good, Adobe Acrobat. You're fine just the way you are. No need to continue updating every three days."
"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""
"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"
"Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school? Because he was SO-DIMM!"
"Mexican Word of the Day... Ebola ""Today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!"""