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Joke of the Day

"are you a broken air freshener Because you aren't making any scents"

"Oh hey, sorry I accidentally rolled out of your bed, across your floor, down the stairs, out the door, into my car and back in my own bed."

"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"

"Why does a pony have a sore throat? Because it's a little hoarse."

"Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives."

"What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"

"what did the proud cheerleader say after she screwed the whole. basketball team? I never knew I had it in me."

"Do Asian Golf Crowds Ohhhh And Awwwww Better Than American Fans?"

"How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard? Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre"

"The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet."