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Joke of the Day
"are you a broken air freshener Because you aren't making any scents"
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"I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them."
"What do you call a septic cat? pussy."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""
"Reporter: are you nervous about the fight? Me nervously: no Reporter: he said he's going to 'rip your heart out' Me crying: but I need it"
"My legs are so white that they stopped listening to their Bon Iver LP to correct my pronunciation of 'quinoa'"
"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"
"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."
"What do you call 4 condoms? For me, a year's supply."
"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"