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Joke of the Day
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""
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"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"
"If you don't like the way women drive... ...then get off the sidewalk."
"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"""How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?"" - Not in a kids movie, dude. ""Ok, but it's puppy skin?"" - Oh, then YES!"
"Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer? Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)"
"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."
"What did the black man get for his son on christmas? Your bike."
"How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown."