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Joke of the Day
"I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them."
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"My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal... They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth."
"What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth? A bus full of rednecks"
"REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*"
"I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion."
"How do you turn a cow into a steak? You mootilate it."
"Auto mechanic: Well here's your problem. The last person to work on this didn't wash their hands after using the restroom."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"I know a lesbian... She really likes Mary Jane."
"When I go shopping with my wife she thinks I'm bored because I'm looking at my phone the whole time. But that's exactly why I'm not bored."