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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a septic cat? pussy."
Next Joke
"I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area... So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)"
"A man has an accident at the factory where he works... He calls his wife and says ""Meet me at the hospital! I just cut off my finger!"" Wife says ""The whole finger?!?"" He says ""No, the one next to it"""
"Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin."
"Stacy wanted to keep our relationship professional That's when I knew she was a prostitute."
"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."
"Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about? You always end up going off onto tangents."
"Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*"
"My penis is only a fraction of an inch... Thirty three thirds."
"Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither."