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Joke of the Day

"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather Not screaming in terror like his passengers"

"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"

"How do lesbians celebrate special occasions? They eat out."

"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming"

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel."

"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."

"Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame."

"gotta ove Valentines Day roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a good poet, ...you're hot."

"Everyone else could have their eyes shut, runny noses and food in their teeth but if I look thin, it's a GREAT group photo."