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Joke of the Day
"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"
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"Why did the comedian quit boxing? He always missed the punchline."
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"How does a scientist make a hormone? The same way I do: don't pay her!"
"Getting carded at the liquor store is better than getting liquored at the card store."
"A Morning After pill but for over eating."
"What kind of pants do Bostonians wear? Car Keys"
"An Oedipus slip is where you say one thing... ...and fuck your mother."
"What do Sting and a prostitute have in common? They both stop sucking when the police show up."