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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 4 condoms? For me, a year's supply."

"Did you hear about the lesbians that built a house yeah, they didn't get any studs, it's all tongue and groove"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Why was 6 afraid of 9? Because 9 was still alive."

"Whale: Hey did you hear I have a new girlfriend? She's aaall over me it's crazy. Eel: For the last time barnacles don't count as girlfriends"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."

"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fodrizzle"

"Once you go black... ...you're a single mother"

"Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch."

"My doctor says i have that ""Hannah Montana"" illness He said it was a Miley Virus"