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Joke of the Day

"Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation... yep, we're ranked 53rd."

"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"Broccoli is like sex If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult"

"What's the difference between a fox and a dog? About 7 beers."

"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."

"My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation."

"*orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself. *calls back, adds mushrooms*"

"April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox."

"Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night."