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Joke of the Day

"Ate way too much..I'm gonna go to Africa and throw up everything I just ate for all the starving children..yes I do have a generous side."

"what's the difference between an elephant and a sicilian grandmother? the black dress"

"She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her."

"DON'T QUESTION YOUR DOCTOR A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor told him. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.???? Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)"

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

"A man asked me if I could figure out how to operate a camera... I told him I'd look into it and give it my best shot."

"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line."

"Went to the zoo and the only animal there was a good looking dog... It was a pretty shih tzu"

"*Runs across campus to get to class on time* Whew! I made it! *Sits in the back and browses Twitter for an hour and a half*"