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Joke of the Day

"Politicians should be limited to two terms... One in office and one in prison. [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jxula/alabama_state_house_speaker_indicted_on/clg2hjl)"

"Waiter this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir thats because it was only ground this morning."

"BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender looks at him and says, ""Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""In Africa, they're everywhere!"""

"What's the famous Confederacy battle cry? We Surrender!"

"Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic"

"The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. """

"How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap? 9 Months."

"Surely there's a 3rd option. Can't i just walk home? That can't be my only two choices? Ride or DIE? Seems a bit extreme."

"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"