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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry..."

"Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers."

"What's the difference between a normal baby and a matter baby?"

"What's the difference between a sweatshirt and a jacket? I don't sweatshirt 3 times a day."

"My first time watching the women's Olympic vollyball last night, one minute in there was already a wrist injury. I'm better today though, no worries."

"What did the redneck get on his SAT? Drool."

"What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!"

"What's a joke only redditor's would get?"

"My counsellor told me I have a problem with vengeance. We'll see about that."

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bail Credit goes to my friendly local pizza guy"