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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you trust a midget? Because their head's close to their butt."

"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in the jeans (genes)"

"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."

"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was FANTASTIC."

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."

"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he was kneading a shite"

"Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't."

"Doctor Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!"

"i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me? Hawaiian themed bathroom fire"

"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US is about to unleash its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date...the American tourist."