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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you trust a midget? Because their head's close to their butt."

"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"

"What's a woman's favorite keyboard key? Ctrl"

"A guy walks into a Barr... and Roseanne's like, ""Hey! Watch where you're going!"""

"It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand."

"Going from Obama to Trump is like going to a nice restaurant but it's full so u leave and have to eat an old ketchup packet from ur car"

"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."

"Wrestling is so stupid I can't believe people pay to watch people without pants risk their lives for a belt"

"With so many unhappy married couples and a 50% divorce rate, I think it's pretty obvious that Americans don't breed well in captivity."

"""Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."""